After I get it rooted and growing, apparently it takes about 2 years to get a pineapple. No joke! No wonder they’re so expensive!!
After I get it rooted and growing, apparently it takes about 2 years to get a pineapple. No joke! No wonder they’re so expensive!!

I had no clue that you could do that with pineapples! Will they grow this far north? I imagine that you have to keep them indoors most of the year.
Yeah! You have to grow them inside in a pot, but they totally grow. Basically, you just twist off the top, pull back some leaves so there’s like an inch or so of the stump showing, and trim it down a bit, let it dry out for a few days, put it in water and wait for a while. This is a pretty good guide.
that’s crazy! i never knew that was possible either!