Not that you should take fashion tips from me. But… this is just a horrible occurrence. Every time I see one of these bubble dresses, I just cringe!
Maybe all the girls in bubble dresses should start dating the guys in cargo sweat pants.
Not that you should take fashion tips from me. But… this is just a horrible occurrence. Every time I see one of these bubble dresses, I just cringe!
Maybe all the girls in bubble dresses should start dating the guys in cargo sweat pants.

I have a similar peeve: cardigans which are tied right under the breasts, while letting the rest of it hang freely, like some kind of knitted babydoll. (Yeah, I don’t think babydolls look any good either.) But I guess those bubble dresses are even worse. Never seen them though, so I haven’t had a reason to complain.
seriously.
These bubble dresses are all the rage in NYC right now. And now that it’s summer, I’ve been seeing more and more of them. They really do look like they’re wearing trash bags.
i wonder if we could track down exactly what brain or social malfunction convinces people to purchase them, like i don’t know, maybe brad pitt wore one once, or maybe the hippocampus thinks it’s a good disguise against saber tooth tigers who will be convinced we’re a giant pear and leave us alone.
But so wait is the implication that attractive girls should feel obligated to show off their figures at all times?
They don’t have to show them off. Just don’t look like a trashbag with legs.